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"Of all that is written, I love only what a person has written with his own blood. " -Friedrich Nietzsche
Cosmo is the number one source of information for women who think that it’s difficult to please men. Little do they know that they are merely pawns in a vast conspiracy designed to increase the average skankyness of women within a given population.
I just watched the video clip at the end of this article:
After explaining that the Cosmo-scientist has found and publicised every pleasure-spot on the male body…
Male host: So what’s next in your research? A journal on the pleasure-centers of the female body?
Female host [laughs and pushes him playfully on the arm]: Oh, you kidder! [More laughter].
Yeah, female host, real funny.
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Wow. Just looked at this place and it is gorgeous! It looks like you’d have enough space for the reception to be held there, too—if you wanted.
I have this declicious color on my nails right now. “I Got the Blues for Red” by OPI. My fingertips look like little cranberries.
So, my lovely ladies, when are we getting together for our Christmas (wherein I hope we can enjoy some hot chocolate with Bailey’s and candy canes)?
when are you free?? im stoked!! lets dooo this!
I’ll be in town between the 22nd and 29th…I’d love to have a PJ party somewhere with just us girls where we can sip on our drinks and open our presents, possibly after having cooked a delicious meal.
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So, my lovely ladies, when are we getting together for our Christmas (wherein I hope we can enjoy some hot chocolate with Bailey’s and candy canes)?
I'm the kind of girl
who gets immeasurably excited over New Years…just because she gets a new planner.
The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100.
01 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
02 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
03 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
04 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
05 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
06 The Bible
07 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
08 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
09 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
34 Emma - Jane Austen
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen
36 The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe - CS Lewis
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan
51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime - Mark Haddon
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville
71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Inferno – Dante
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt
81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery (Three times: One in Spanish, one in English and one in French)
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo (Twice in Spanish)
25. I am an above average reader. :)
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Of one mind and two bodies.
I have found that a relationship between any two people has cycles it goes through—phases of interaction and connectedness. The past few days, Garrett and I have been the same person. And when this happens, I feel like I am wholly myself. We joked and laughed all weekend; we navigated malls, people, and bars knowing that we have everything we could ever want within each other.
I love that man with every part of me—he is every part pf me.
Regarding Jesus Christ's birthday.
He was born sometime in August. The reason we celebrate Christmas when we do is a couple of thousand years ago, when the early church wanted to be palatable to the pagan masses, they made their big holiday coincide with the winter solstice.
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